Old Monkey Guts! I must have passed out there! And I seem to have been out of it for two years!! When I came to I was in an old Christmas light box in the basement…

Things have sure changed! Pretty well everybody is always looking at their hands, now. What’s that about? And they’re always showing the same movie on TV, one of those ones where there’s a black President of the USA (talk about science fiction!)…

Wow! Am I ever hungry!

Am I still alive?
Who is waking me up after all the years?

Am I dead yet or is this Ohio?

And who put 93564 comments on this blog about manly pills while I was sleeping?

Hi everybody, and a rousing Yippee! to y’all…

Well I’m hoping to be able to make a big announcement real soon because I’ve been hard at work on a really big plan that I hope is going to take off like a bottle rocket at a hootenanny. You see this really smart guy with one of those cute little ponytails came to me and according to him the whole Cowboy Who? thing is “a hot phenom that’s about to break big-time”, which I guess is a good thing (though it sounds a little dangerous). Anyway he says that he’s been doing something called “putting out feelers” and that some “big players” are ready to “eat turkey” (though I may have that last one wrong). He sure talks funny, but his idea is that we are going to be able to put a whole TV channel on! On TV! A whole channel! With shows and specials and news and shows and all kinds of stuff! WhoTV! Wowiekazowie! He says it won’t be a real TV channel right away, it would start off as something called “webisodes” that he would “port to specialty cable” until the whole thing took off, but he’s got all kinds of great plans. Like one show called “List” that takes place on a desert island where a whole bunch of survivors of a plane crash wearing cowboy hats sit around and make lists of things and nobody knows what’s going on. And then there’s “CSI: Kkraft Kkorral” where Cowboy Slim finds a finished krafty thing and he and I have to figure out how it got made. Then there’s “Yippee Heroes!” where Slim and I and Professor Dave and Inspector O’Really all discover that we have special powers (like I can turn into a horse and Slim can fit inside a lozenge case) and we save the world from aliens (of course). It’s going to be a lot of fun.

Yipeee!

Hey there. little partners at home, it’s me, Cowboy Slim.

Wow, what a crazy amount of mail I’ve been getting since “Cowboy Who?” appeared in Wicked-o-pedia and on You Toob on this internet thing. I’ve been trying to write back to as many of you as I can, but it’s taking me forever, and I never get a chance to post anything on this here blog site whaich is what I really should be doing.

And please, why don’t you all just write to me here on this blog? That’s what it’s for. And I know that you’re looking at it because you keep complaining that there are no new postings.

I mean I love getting your letters and postcards, but there’s just so many of them and some of your handwriting is so bad it looks like your letters were written with a hot dog dipped in ink. If you type your letters to me on this website then all the other little partners at home can read them too.

Here’s an example of the kind of thing I’ve been getting in the mail:

Dere Cowboy Slimm
your show on utube is really funny espeshilly the talking horse witch one are you the indian or the mountee? why dont you and smilin tom write that stuff on that blug?
luv
bryttnee

Well, thanks for your interest Bryttnee, and here’s a couple of things you should know:
1. Either you or your parents spelled your name wrong.
2. The show you saw on UTUBE was “Trail of the Royal Mounted” which I wasn’t in, but you’re right. It’s really funny.
3. I’m not the indian or the mountie. I’m Cowboy Slim.

So please, just boookmark this page and post your posers to the posse- which is me and my good pal, Smilin’ Tom- and we’ll gladly get around to answering them.

Until next time,
Cowboy Slim

Hey ho all you out there in bliggety-blogsville! Your old pal Smilin’ Tom here, and I want to tell you how exciting it is to be involved with all this infernalnet stuff. First there was this whole bloogie thing, then they put some clips from the show on that yoobatooba super-tiny TV channel, and now… it’s official! Cowboy Who? actually exists! You can tell because there’s now a whole page about it in an encyclopedia! Well, okay, not exactly an encyclopedia, at least not the kind they used to try to sell you by barging into your house and making you feel stupid and then trying to make you put another couple of mortgages on your home to afford them and then reinforce the floorboards so all 462 volumes won’t fall through into the basement… no, apparently they don’t much make those kind anymore, there aren’t enough trees left. No, now the ‘cyclopedia of choice is all digital all the time, and it’s not even written by people who know anything but just folks like you and me, and anybody could just go in and make a real mess of it anytime they wanted. Isn’t that fun? They call it something like Wickerpedia (I guess after those baskets that can be woven by people who don’t know anything much but are just like you and me, or maybe they’re in some kind of hospital where they do that for fun) and it has more than a hundred gazillion entries now, which is more than all the encyclopedias that have ever been owned by anybody that ever could afford more than one of those big ole sets of encyclopedias, ever! That’s a lot! And now, one of those hundred gazillion pages of really useful anybody-could-put-them-up-there facts is a whole page on our wonderful show!!! I’m not making it up, cause if I were this would be a whole lot more entertaining.

Of course, I don’t know who it was put all that information up there, and to be honest they didn’t really get much right. Like, I happen to know that our TV series was not based on “The Tibetan Book of the Dead”, whatever that is. And I don’t care that it’s right there in black & white (or whatever colour your computer screen makes it) but I can tell you right now I am not and never have been a lizard, and my voice is not “supplied by Latino superstar Ricky Martin”, whoever that is!

Oh well, at least they got the picture right

Yippeeee!